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Dark & Witty Valentine’s Day Cards
Not into hearts and glitter? Good. These dark humor Valentine’s Day cards are for lovers (and ex-lovers) who appreciate sarcasm, villains, skeletons, and chaotic good energy. Featuring Deadpool, Disney Villains, Corpse Bride, and more, each card blends sharp wit with pop-up drama — and zero clichés.
Perfect for couples who bond over sarcasm, laugh at the dark stuff, or just don’t do basic.
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Dark Valentine’s Cards FAQ
Are these cards meant to be funny or romantic?
Mostly funny — and sometimes weirdly sweet. They’re perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, pop culture, or a Valentine’s card that flips tradition upside down.
Can I still personalize these cards?
Yes! Add your own message or photo during checkout, and we’ll ship it straight to your Valentine (or your almost-Valentine) for $5 more.
Are these good for guys who hate Valentine’s Day?
Totally. This collection was practically made for them — and for anyone who'd rather get a card that says “Dead Inside” than “You Complete Me.”
Do I need special postage for these?
Most of our cards qualify for USPS First-Class Mail and can be mailed with 1–3 stamps, depending on weight and thickness. Flower bouquets and other larger-format gifts, such as the giant Love Bear, may require more postage. Please visit our USPS guide or visit your local post office for more detailed shipping and pricing options.
